broadsetr.blogg.se - Funny words for retirement

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." - Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes.

"In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day." - Terri Guillemets.

To me a job is an invasion of privacy." - Danny McGoorty

"There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working" - Robert Half.

"When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income" - Chi Chi Rodriguez.

It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it." - Gene Perret So if you're struggling to find the words for a funny retirement message, or just want a laughable and irreverent take on retiring, try this collection of funny retirement wishes and quotes that will help see a friend or colleague heading off into the sunset with a smile on their face.

Retirement is often a time of happiness, laughter and fun. They focus on the loss of mental faculty, the downside of a career and even death. Unfortunately many retirement quotes are quite negative and downbeat about retiring. So if you are looking to wish someone a happy retirement you may want to add a bit of humour to your best wishes. These are normal feelings for someone on the verge of retiring. On the other hand you may be worried about having nothing to do, a lack of worth without a job or the financial problems that can arise from retirement.

The luxury of being able to do what you want, when you want and not having to face the drudgery or hardship of work are some of the benefits of retiring. It can bring about a whole variety of emotions and feelings - some good, some bad. When we reach a certain point in our lives we begin to think about retirement.